this was from danny bhoy, when he was on rove[live], an australian tv show, on the 8th of March, 2005. it was part of his stand-up rountine he did:
"Know what the Germans have for breakfast? Now this is interesting - LIVER. LIVER for breafast. Yeah, liver. You've just woken up! 'Bring me a vital organ! Bring me a vital organ! I require ze *inaudible* gland of a dead beast! And I vill eat it. And yes, I'm starting to sound a little French. Zis was always going to happen, ya? Because... I am a German living in France, yeah? And I have adopted my culture into ze French breakfast way of life.'"
"You know what the Dutch have for breakfast? Ham and cheese. Ham and cheese - a dish that the rest of Europe has decided you shouldn't have that before lunch, no. Not the crazy Dutch men! Crazy Dutch men gonna have it for da breakfast, ja! Coz we crazy an we Dutch men, we crazy Dutch men, then we gonna have lotsa sex afterwards coz we crazy and we Dutch. Crazy Dutch! They're so used to being up that time in the morning to make sandwiches for the Nazis they thought 'well, we'll just have it for breakfast anyway.' Yes, folks."
danny bhoy rules!!!
ps: i thank laura 4 this transcript, because she was the one who wrote it out!! but i know (i hope!!) she wont mind me sharing the danny bhoy love!! thanks, loz! luv ya babe