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Sat, Apr. 2nd, 2005, 04:28 pm
fan_addict: Sad day...



R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg.

A collection of quotes from Mitch

He shall be missed.

Thu, Mar. 17th, 2005, 10:12 pm
whispered_envy: danny bhoy

this was from danny bhoy, when he was on rove[live], an australian tv show, on the 8th of March, 2005. it was part of his stand-up rountine he did:

"Know what the Germans have for breakfast? Now this is interesting - LIVER. LIVER for breafast. Yeah, liver. You've just woken up! 'Bring me a vital organ! Bring me a vital organ! I require ze *inaudible* gland of a dead beast! And I vill eat it. And yes, I'm starting to sound a little French. Zis was always going to happen, ya? Because... I am a German living in France, yeah? And I have adopted my culture into ze French breakfast way of life.'"

"You know what the Dutch have for breakfast? Ham and cheese. Ham and cheese - a dish that the rest of Europe has decided you shouldn't have that before lunch, no. Not the crazy Dutch men! Crazy Dutch men gonna have it for da breakfast, ja! Coz we crazy an we Dutch men, we crazy Dutch men, then we gonna have lotsa sex afterwards coz we crazy and we Dutch. Crazy Dutch! They're so used to being up that time in the morning to make sandwiches for the Nazis they thought 'well, we'll just have it for breakfast anyway.' Yes, folks."

danny bhoy rules!!!

luv,
tan

ps: i thank laura 4 this transcript, because she was the one who wrote it out!! but i know (i hope!!) she wont mind me sharing the danny bhoy love!! thanks, loz! luv ya babe

Wed, Mar. 9th, 2005, 09:35 pm
ranay: (no subject)

dude we have t o leave the party now. I think I just sharted. From Along cAme Polly.

Mon, Feb. 28th, 2005, 05:34 pm
retreatin_anger: (no subject)

haha, in dodgeball, i thoroughly enjoyed the, "oh, dont shit where you eat." ben stiller said that.oh man, that made me laugh.

Mon, Feb. 28th, 2005, 04:02 pm
a_new_musical: (no subject)

(after they have crissened the canoe with a beer bottle)
"Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play."

this quotation is from without a paddle. Its an okay movie, but i thought this quote was hilarious

Fri, Feb. 4th, 2005, 12:33 am
kir5454: (no subject)

" When live give your lemons, make lemonade, and then look for somebody who's life has give them vodka, and have a party!"

Ron White... I LOVE him!

Wed, Dec. 15th, 2004, 04:59 pm
vegalefae: know the name???

ok, i remember seeing this stand up but i can't remember the guys name. i was wondering if anyone here recognizes this.

the guy was talking about having a girlfriend, and liking the thrill of the chase. and he was "hunting" for a girlfriend by yelling "SHOE SALE".

anyone got any ideas on who that is??

Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004, 10:05 pm
halfwhitetrash: "peter, those are cheerios."

wurds; daily quotes; join.

Sun, Dec. 5th, 2004, 10:20 pm
fedupchild: the simpsons

homer: "IM SO EXCITED I COULDNT FALL ASLEEP.I EVEN TOOK SOME PILLS I FOUND ON THE FLOOR AND STILL NOTHING."
apu: "you took pills you found on the floor?"
homer: "UN-HUH. NOW IM AFRAID THAT IF I STOP TALKING I'LL DIE!!!" - the simpsons

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